A Slice of KMA

I've come to learn that sometimes it's just necessary to give some people a nice big slice of KMA cake....it's harsh, but some people just don't get it.  You try to be nice, and not say anything, because they are sensitive or it's not really that serious so you try to let it go, or you feel that it won't solve anything in the end.  But some people just like to keep pushing the envelop over and over and you feel it building up until you just snap. That build up is called stress.  If you don't get a hand on it, it will get a hand on you.

There have been some instances where I've tired everything in my power not cut some people slices of this great cake.  I mean I have gone months just holding the knife hoping that they would get the picture, but to no avail.  The bad thing about it is, things shouldn't have to get that far, but for some reason, everyone can't see things for someone else's point of view, which leads to constant back and forth.  Now don't get me wrong KMA may not solve the issue at hand, but I tell you once given it feels great.  It's like a whole load has been lifted.  Maybe it's just me, but if I've gotten to the point of giving out slices, then you've probably are just acting like a jerk and I've been letting it go. So it's been building up inside of me for awhile.  And that release is like letting out a huge.....burp...LOL.  Yep, that's a great way to describe it.  Think about it, a burp happens when you have excess gas built up that needs to escape , and a KMA happens when you have excess frustration that needs to escape.  Although a burp is usually followed by an "excuse me", while a KMA is followed by more colorful expressions about how you feel about the situation.

What I don't get is why does it have to get to that? Why can't we just leave well enough alone? Why does it take one person to blow up before the other parties get it? Usually after a good fat slice of KMA, the other person finally understands what you've been saying for however long the ordeal has been going on.  And that's where my problem with it lies.  Why does it take all that? Why does it take for someone to say you know what I just don't care anymore before the other person care or gets the picture?  I guess these are all questions that will never get answered,  but like I like to tell my friends, I don't like to serve slices of KMA anymore, BUT that doesn't mean I won't.

I bet if the POTUS ( President of the US for all those who don't know), stood before Congress and just started off, "You know what, KMA, I'm the freaking POTUS, yes I'm black, if you don't like it KMA I'm still going to be black when you're finished, yes I beat everyone by a margin that you still can't understand and if you don't like it KMA, yes I'm trying to fix that problems that GWB created over 8 years in 4 but since ya'll "highly educated" people can't do the  math to see that's crazy you can KMA and if you don't get your act together you're all fired" he wouldn't be so grey.  I'm just saying. It may not solve any of the problems, BUT I bet most of them would straighten up and start acting like they have a little bit of the the common sense that got them elected, and that help solve the problems.

The way I see it, sometimes you just have to let it out.  Stress is in the top ten killers of people.  It's a very real thing, so do yourself a favor...grab that knife and cut that situation that has been getting on your last nerve a slice of KMA.  It will be like a load being lifted.